Doing Her Like A Real Man

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I watched this porn video the other day where this chick was totally into it... totally getting laid into, and right at this point where she's really enjoying it (you can see on her face, she's really having a good time), the dude sticks his finger in her mouth from behind (this was all happening from behind) and pulls on her face like a fish hook. Totally surprised her, but she went right with it, and the scene rolled on.

I was like.. what the fuck was that? Was she just enjoying it a little too much for porn or something? I guess the guy felt like he needed to demean her a little (see if you can bounce your dick off her face) so the dudes watching would be able to masturbate properly. Cause you know, if you're watching porn, you can't really get off unless you put that dirtly little bitch in her place, right? Nghh.. ungh.. yeah!

Thank you for making me eat your sperm

What is it with us guys? We get off to totally treating woman like shit. It's sexy to us. Get's the blood flowing to our dicks. Somehow, the more helpless the dirty little whore is, the more we get off. Speaking of which, if a woman treated a dude the way that the dudes treat chicks in any porn, it would be considered a dominance video. However, when its the dude doing it, its just normal. Why do chicks put up with this kind of shit? It's like you don't realize that this all this isn't being done for you. It's being done to you.
Read this article if you can't figure out what I'm talking about..

I got an idea. How about a porn video... (yeah? yeah?!) where the guy.... (oh yeah! keep going!) .. screwed the girl to orgasm.. (unnhhhh,.... unhhh....) and instead of calling her a dirty whore, sperming on her face, or fish-hooking her lips.. (um. wait..) just fucked the shit out of her? And let her fuck the shit out of him? And all just because they really like sex, and may even just like to try weird shit out. (limp..).

The bizkit ain't the only thing limp here

That porn video doesn't work. It doesn't work because dudes have become addicted to getting off to dominant sex. The more we think about doing it to the girl... the more it turns us on. If you have a video where the girl is enjoying it too much and is an equal partner in the sex act, it shatters the illusion. It takes away what's really turning guys on.

Dude, I'm not against porn. I like porn. I just have a hard fucking time (pun not intended, but appreciated) watching it. Because honestly, it difficult to beat off to someone being treated poorly.

Dudes, we can either continue to act like dogs, because we think thats the only way we can really enjoy sex, or we can start acting like humans. human dudes having sex with human girls. Two fucking monkeys getting together and smashing genitals together. You're gonna find it out its better. But yeah, you're gonna probably going to have to give up on the whole tearing her panties up her ass while doing her face squished down on your car, thing. Here's what you need to do. Pull her up. Take off her panties properly, see if she needs a cushion for her forehead... and then do her face down on the top of your car... like a real man.

Im Just Gonna Call "Truth" On This One

It Is What It Is and It Really Fucking Sucks

Person 1: "I cant stop fighting with my wife. She  called me an 'asshole motherfucker', and peeled out. The kids are pretty traumatized and they hardly sleep at night anymore since she left".

Person 2: "Wow dude.. that sucks." *look of concern*

Person 1: "Yeah, well... it is what it is". *cracks a beer and leans back to watch TV*

Since when did simply accepting shitty shit* just become par for course? I'm serious, its like the prevailing philosophy is to just accept something at it's shitty face value and assume that there's nothing you can do to change it. What a (to borrow a phrase from like 1 setence ago) shitty worldview.

*I can talk like this way
because Im from the
Shitty MacShittensten Clan

Now, being the crappy dude that I am ("ay.. ye's a reel shetheel") I understand that shit does happens and often there really IS nothing you can do about it. But just to settle for it because "it is what it is?" Really?

I kind of feel more along the lines of "it is what it is, and it really fucking sucks". This line of thinking seems more helpful in motivating me towards finding a way to make it something other than simply what it is.

 The truth of the matter is that, if we all just go around accepting the shit around us, nothing ever changes. Society, relationships, or that nasty ass fungus growing beneath your balls (you are so fucking gross sometimes). Honestly (in comparison to all the dishonesty of the previous paragraphs) this isn't much better than YOLO. And OMG//. you had to go there. FML

Something else that sucks shit

Treating Women Like Shit By Proxy

This is verbatim from www.pick-up-artist-forum.com  ( i just linked there from casual googling... as if i was that cool to actually be part of something like that) and was posted by a user named Incubus69 (Not to be confused with Incubus 1 - 68).

Anyway, this is a pretty fucking awesome post - the yellow highlights are mine and the content that interested me. Keep in mind this a pick-up artist who is into picking up chicks and doing the humpty hump - not some stuffy prude. Maybe you better read my porn-qualifier here.

I love watching porn as well all men do! However, PORN affects our game in our ATTITUDE. The reason why I say this is because we must have a GOOD ATTITUDE towards our women (*blog intrude* Good lord ... what is he suggesting?) and not let rubbish spoil our great unique minds! 

When you watch porn right? It automatically sends a clear message that this shit is okay. However, it's not! WOMEN aren't OBJECTS and do not like to be used like dirt. Yes, women some times do One-Night Stands; only be cause it's their way of venturing out sexual experiences, then later bragging it about to her friends. 

When we recieve this message being communicated on a subconscious level; we soon believe that it's okay to treat women like shit! In PUA it's an important rule to treat women with respect like human beings and also to be honest with them. I don't know about some of the player's out there-but they're doing a good OPEN GAME, but not sealing the deal. Maybe getting to END-GAME but at the end the women run into BUYER'S REMORSE!  

Watching PORN affects attitude, while MASTERBATING does give us relief in the moment; however it fucks our GAME up royally. The reason why I say this is because I've noticed when I don't masterbate; my game is good (I am able to approach more sufficently). ALso it takes a toll on our FRAME as well. When done masterbating we thinking women are just our slaves; not true! Women are people just like you and me! Tell me if it's true a woman wants to be throat-fucked, gagging on a huge cock 'til theirs tears coming out of her eyes?! I don't think many women would. Hell, ask Zip-better yet I will! I guarantee that women do not like to be abused. Yes, there are some women that are into kinky shit like burning waxes, whips and chains. But when it comes to abuse and sexually harming another person-it's not okay! 

Why do you think there are so many rapists running around the world? I can tell you why! First, they watch ANGRY SEX and confuse it with PLEASURE. So, when they aren't getting any and are SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED-this is when the animal instinct comes out and CAVEMAN's a woman. They don't LISTEN if a woman says no or not. They just want some pussy and they get off struggling with a woman to get in her pants.

This is why PORN+MASTERBATION=NO GAME makes us not perform. After watching PORN and studying Pick Up. You'll soon realize the difference between pleasing the woman in the right manner vs. just assaulting her sexually because you think she wants your wang to bounce on her face, or squirt in her face (possibly blinding her in the long term. LOL! That was a joke guys!). 
If you really understand what I'm saying and accept what I'm saying then you'll soon see the difference in your APPROACH and ATTITUDE towards women. The RIGHT ATTITUDE is the correct method of PU.

I'm only basing this on experience and knowledge. If you guys say something otherwise and not agree then it's okay. We all have different viewpoints and opinions. We are family here! We must treat each other like brother and sisters. 
Do you think what I'm saying is true guys? If so respond! 
Peace out!

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Images from: thesocietypages.org

What If I Told You...

Inflammatory, shallow meme

Good question. What if Morpheus told you that you are part of the problem? How embarassing would that be? I mean... this is fucking MORPHEUS here. Talk about FML. Hmm.. anyway, I imagine the conversation would go something like this:

"Good god no! How can it be wrong for me to be so displeased about the poor way that people are treating other people, that I treat them poorly? How can it be, that in confronting the lack of love in some individuals, that it would be wrong for me to be as unloving to them as they have been to others? How could it be wrong to post inflammatory shallow memes to show how ignorant the other side is to post inflammatory shallow memes?"

Woahh... calm the fuck down (and stay the hell away from my memes - check warning here). Take a chill pill and let's talk this through.

You, taking a chill-pill

 Better yet.. let's not.


image from: www.pxleyes.com 

When Dumb People Hate On Dumb People

If you're going to ridicule religion than great.. have at it (ahhh... nom! nom! nom!). But if you are, than dont wear crystals, talk about the mother-spirit, reincarnation, magnets, aliens, or any of this other shit. Because than you're advocating the same thing you're mocking (ignorance and superstion in case you were wondering). And that makes you a hypocrite. And not to mention, makes you look as stupid as you think that everyone else is (oops.. i mentioned it.)

 *... 

So my advice? If you're gonna hate on it, than be honest and hate on it all.

5C1EnCE d0e5 N07 EKw4l K0Rp0R4710n

The problem is not with scientific knowledge, but with the immoral use of that knowledge by businesses and large corporations.

Let's take the pharmaceutical companies for instance...  everyone seems to know that Americans are over-medicated. Anti-depressants seem to be everywhere, and a lot of people recognize that people just need to get their shit together. .. . so what does this do? It embitters people towards the fact that scientific knowledge/medications/reasearch can be used for the common good of all humanity, and causes them to instead conclude that science is a bunch of shit (much like the piece of shit imaged below)... which leaves everyone disenfrachised from actual working knowledge.

Someone dropped their anti-depressants

For instance, (as mentioned above) because of the abuse of the Pharm companies, the thought arises that Psychologists don't really know what they're talking about (because people think of pharm companies and psychiatrists together). That somehow the science must be debunk. The science isn't debunk, but the immoral profit making motive of handing out pills like candy is. 

Science <> Corporations .. or in lay-mans terms, science is not the same thing as corporations,,, or in to make it more clear in l337, 5C1EnCE d0e5 N07 EKw4l K0Rp0R4710n.

If you think this was a lame ass post. you are probably right... let me add this psychic albino sasquatch to make up for your lost moments.

This is just a fucking awesome picture
(Sanchez. "Pseudoscience". http://phil-sanchez.deviantart.com/art/Pseudoscience-314367683)