When A Rectal Prolapse Becomes Sexy

So, i was just reading this article http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/16/iceland-online-pornography. The article is worth reading as it tells the tale of a little place called Iceland (which is really the green land, but whatever...) and it's efforts to (wait for it)... ban violent porn from their society. *listens to firebombing and riots happening in the distance*

(Gather round children for the Legend of El Chupa Nibre)

Now, before you get your panties in a bundle (believe me i understand... these pornstaresses (wtf was that?) are totally empowered and not objectified *cough* *cough* .. I'm not going off on a tirade about porn (read my "Dont get me wrong motherfucker" qualifier here).. just wanted to mention something that got my imagination. 

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wait for it.... this is gonna be hot..

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Anal Prolapse 

wow.. there it is,  I almost came in my pants just then. So hot. nghh... uhhh... but yes, what does it have to do with this blog? Well, it turns out that, at least according to the prime minister of Iceland, that "anal relapse" is a problem plaguing pornstars in America, and (on a sidenote) an example of the type of abusive poronorgraphic material they are trying to kick out of their society.

(by the way, there's a disgusting picture below. consider yourself warned)

Here's the actual quote:

"If a 12-year-old searches for porn in Google, he doesn't get somePlayboy pictures, he gets graphic brutal hardcore images of women being choked with tears running down their faces and of the kind of anal sex that has female porn stars in America suffering from anal prolapses."

Wow.. where to start? Well, first of all, let me just say to any of you that are like "omg!wtf!die!" because youre thinking about the horrors of "censorship", chill the fuck out (and i mean that with love). This is actually fascinating for a number of reasons

1. Because this isn't America we're talking about. This is Iceland and they don't have the same laws and conclusions regarding freedom of speech that America does. 
2. This is a fascinating social experiment. I think we all forget that each country is not an extension of every other country, but is an experiment on its own. Icelanders have the absolute right to tweak the construct of their society. 
3. No one has done this before. We actually dont know if society would be better or not. This is social science motherfucker.
4. The prime minister of Iceland is openly gay. That's right.. openly gay. Not evangelical Christian.

But anyway, back to anal prolapses (yum yum!). I was kind of shocked to hear this even if i was by no means surprised  So anyway, I first went to Wikipedia and saw this, which really just wet my appetite for the subject:

Hint: This isnt a penis

Next I googled "rectal prolapse porn" to see if I could find any corroborating research and found that instead of medical journals I was offered up several porn sites where I could actually WATCH a rectal prolapse in progrss! Even better! In fact, one site promised me some "Lesbian anal fisting until real anal prolapse". In all, I scanned a total of 10 pages of google search pages of vidoes of rectal prolapses that I could beat off to. I was of course giddy with delight.

But actually i wasnt... i actually though that it was fucking gross and awful. Listen to the fuckedupness of this... I couldn't find information about whether or not rectal prolapses are a real problem or not in the porn industry *pause* because... the search engine was inundated by the opportunity to beat off to REAL porn videos of ladies suffering a rectal prolapse.
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(take that in for a second)

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I'm just gonnat take a leap here and say that this is violent and disgusting... disturbing of the "I fucked that bitch till her asshole was falling out of her ass (yeeha! ), and you know she deserved it. ('weeedaddy!')", variant. And come on.. im not talking about a good rodgering in the ass (i mean who doesnt like it in the ass every now again, right?), im talking about watching someones anal cavity weaken and fall out their ass on pornTube. Really guys?