I watched this porn video the other day where this chick was totally into it... totally getting laid into, and right at this point where she's really enjoying it (you can see on her face, she's really having a good time), the dude sticks his finger in her mouth from behind (this was all happening from behind) and pulls on her face like a fish hook. Totally surprised her, but she went right with it, and the scene rolled on.
I was like.. what the fuck was that? Was she just enjoying it a little too much for porn or something? I guess the guy felt like he needed to demean her a little (see if you can bounce your dick off her face) so the dudes watching would be able to masturbate properly. Cause you know, if you're watching porn, you can't really get off unless you put that dirtly little bitch in her place, right? Nghh.. ungh.. yeah!
Thank you for making me eat your sperm |
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I got an idea. How about a porn video... (yeah? yeah?!) where the guy.... (oh yeah! keep going!) .. screwed the girl to orgasm.. (unnhhhh,.... unhhh....) and instead of calling her a dirty whore, sperming on her face, or fish-hooking her lips.. (um. wait..) just fucked the shit out of her? And let her fuck the shit out of him? And all just because they really like sex, and may even just like to try weird shit out. (limp..).
The bizkit ain't the only thing limp here |
Dude, I'm not against porn. I like porn. I just have a hard fucking time (pun not intended, but appreciated) watching it. Because honestly, it difficult to beat off to someone being treated poorly.
Dudes, we can either continue to act like dogs, because we think thats the only way we can really enjoy sex, or we can start acting like humans. human dudes having sex with human girls. Two fucking monkeys getting together and smashing genitals together. You're gonna find it out its better. But yeah, you're gonna probably going to have to give up on the whole tearing her panties up her ass while doing her face squished down on your car, thing. Here's what you need to do. Pull her up. Take off her panties properly, see if she needs a cushion for her forehead... and then do her face down on the top of your car... like a real man.
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