Doing Her Like A Real Man

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I watched this porn video the other day where this chick was totally into it... totally getting laid into, and right at this point where she's really enjoying it (you can see on her face, she's really having a good time), the dude sticks his finger in her mouth from behind (this was all happening from behind) and pulls on her face like a fish hook. Totally surprised her, but she went right with it, and the scene rolled on.

I was like.. what the fuck was that? Was she just enjoying it a little too much for porn or something? I guess the guy felt like he needed to demean her a little (see if you can bounce your dick off her face) so the dudes watching would be able to masturbate properly. Cause you know, if you're watching porn, you can't really get off unless you put that dirtly little bitch in her place, right? Nghh.. ungh.. yeah!

Thank you for making me eat your sperm

What is it with us guys? We get off to totally treating woman like shit. It's sexy to us. Get's the blood flowing to our dicks. Somehow, the more helpless the dirty little whore is, the more we get off. Speaking of which, if a woman treated a dude the way that the dudes treat chicks in any porn, it would be considered a dominance video. However, when its the dude doing it, its just normal. Why do chicks put up with this kind of shit? It's like you don't realize that this all this isn't being done for you. It's being done to you.
Read this article if you can't figure out what I'm talking about..

I got an idea. How about a porn video... (yeah? yeah?!) where the guy.... (oh yeah! keep going!) .. screwed the girl to orgasm.. (unnhhhh,.... unhhh....) and instead of calling her a dirty whore, sperming on her face, or fish-hooking her lips.. (um. wait..) just fucked the shit out of her? And let her fuck the shit out of him? And all just because they really like sex, and may even just like to try weird shit out. (limp..).

The bizkit ain't the only thing limp here

That porn video doesn't work. It doesn't work because dudes have become addicted to getting off to dominant sex. The more we think about doing it to the girl... the more it turns us on. If you have a video where the girl is enjoying it too much and is an equal partner in the sex act, it shatters the illusion. It takes away what's really turning guys on.

Dude, I'm not against porn. I like porn. I just have a hard fucking time (pun not intended, but appreciated) watching it. Because honestly, it difficult to beat off to someone being treated poorly.

Dudes, we can either continue to act like dogs, because we think thats the only way we can really enjoy sex, or we can start acting like humans. human dudes having sex with human girls. Two fucking monkeys getting together and smashing genitals together. You're gonna find it out its better. But yeah, you're gonna probably going to have to give up on the whole tearing her panties up her ass while doing her face squished down on your car, thing. Here's what you need to do. Pull her up. Take off her panties properly, see if she needs a cushion for her forehead... and then do her face down on the top of your car... like a real man.

Porn and a Chicken Suit

I just gotta ask.. what the fuck is up with porn? There's a lot of "not love" mojo going on in the scene. Dont get me wrong... DONT GET ME WRONG... (dont get me wrong motherfucker). I can dig me some good porn. but oh my god, there is some fucked up shit that goes on.

And this is where I start to think about the business... because the truth of it is, that if someone’s getting paid to have sex (woo!), they’re gonna do what their boss tells them they need to do to make a buck. People want it on your face... you got in on your face. People want it in your ass, … bam! you got it in your ass. I dont care how old you are.. i dont care what you’ve done before or havent … I dont care if youre emotional... if you want to do it you gotta let him do it to ya. oh.. and if this is gonna be your first time getting stretched that far.. even better.

Sure, maybe these young ladies dont care, but then again, maybe they dont care because they know thats what you got to do to get along in the business. All of us work shitty jobs that we got to do stuff we dont want to do.. who the fuck wants to dress up in a statue of liberty outfit and hold a sign in traffic? But we all put up with shit because we know we have to. Well, all im saying is maybe some of the young ladies are putting up with shit just becuase thats the way the business is ....

.... and thats kind of fucked up. Because, truth be known, id rather be making more money for my job and not having to wear the chicken suit... or bug the fuck out customers that clearly dont want to be bothered.. or tear the shit out of my feet on the hard concrete floor because I cant sit down as someone might see me and cause a ruckus. wtf? I imagine that the porn workers (c’mon were talking about those poor bastards(esses?) trying to get on in the business) would appreciate better pay and having to put up with less bullshit .

Truth be known, business owners suck balls (and not the good type of sucking balls). Its about profit and its about employees helping to realize that profit. The majority of us work shitty jobs which put shitty requirements on our time, headspace, and ability to be human and its all because of the demands of profit. And from what ive seen (did i mention the whole 'dont get me wrong motherfucker' thing?) , the porn scene (on whole) is scuzzy as fuck.